EDITORIAL PROTOCOL

We make jokes, not forecasts.

PatchNotes: Earth turns real weather data into game live-ops notices. AI writes the jokes; code verifies temperatures, probabilities, times, wind and event continuity.

Facts versus fiction

Numbers and times come only from OpenWeatherMap observations and forecasts.
Live Ops, Audit and Balance are fictional Earth Online teams.
We do not invent alerts, causes, compensation or damage.
Serious conditions stop comedy or switch it to restrained guidance.

Repetition and localisation

We check recent city posts for similarity and apply cooldowns to speakers and daily-life hooks. Interface language stays separate from local source writing, and no native-review badge appears without a real reviewer.

Correction policy

Content that fails automated checks is withheld. This is a daily-life briefing, not an official warning. Use local authorities for hazardous weather and emergencies.